 Fire
Department
A fire started on some
grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the
fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone
suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the
volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.
The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight
towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The
firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all
directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze
into two easily controlled parts.
Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire
department's work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared,that right
there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a cheque for $1,000. A local
news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do
with the funds. 'That ought to be obvious,' he responded, wiping ashes off his
coat. 'The first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on our fire
truck!'
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